Wake up or be trampled.

When you child kneels on your armpit and steps on your face and you're beginning to wonder whether she is inclined to consider your feelings, just ask. If she replies by saying "Bah!", while sticking a finger deep into your nostril, the answer is not really. Don't take offense, though, because her apparent physical assault while you're half asleep is really a demonstration of affection. She only climbs on the people she loves most in all the world. So I believe congratulations are in order. Meanwhile, be sure to cover up your crotch and eyeballs in preparation for her arrival in your bed, uninvited in the early morning hours. Sweet dreams :-)