Smile, Idiot.

When you're going about your day - doing your thing, and someone tells you to smile, - What is your first thought? I'm guessing it's not one of gratitude. Odds are it's an angry thought. "Don't tell me to smile! If I'm not smiling, there's a reason for it. I can handle the decision making process for my own facial expressions, thank you very much. And whenever I DO smile, I guarantee it won't be because some idiot told me to!" Have a nice day :-)