Sorry - My Hands Are Full...

You know what I like? -  holding a baby.  Other than the obvious reasons, I've come to really enjoy the freedom that comes with holding a baby.  I'm referring, of course to the freedom from having to actually do anything other than stand there cradling the child,  - It's truly the most wonderful thing!  You're literally obliged to NOT lift a finger, since you're already doing your part, simply by holding a baby.  You're free from having to pick up anything that falls - even if you're the one who dropped it.  People open doors for you, they throw your trash out, some folks will even feed you.  Let's face it, your hands are occupied with a tiny person - you can't just put down a baby.  So go ahead, grab a baby, and start littering!