Wake Up Call

My younger daughter woke me gently today from my nap on the love seat. When I say "woke me gently", I mean - attempted to put her play-glasses on me while I was sleeping. And when I say "attempted to put her glasses on me", I mean - poked me in the eye with the earpiece. Only my thin eyelid was protecting me. When I awoke at the prodding, and opened my eyes, she had a clear shot at my eyeball. She took it.