I'm A Baby

I’m a baby. I’m learning how to stand. It’s a big deal for me.

I appreciate your support, but please don’t insist on wiping my face at the first sign of drool or snot. I realize it would bother you if it were all over your face, but – honestly – I don’t mind it that much. So, when I’m using all my strength and negligible coordination to pull myself up onto the coffee table, please don’t swoop in with a wipe and drag it across my little face. Perhaps you’ve noticed that I cry out in protest, EVERY SINGLE TIME you do this. It’s just a little fluid, that’s all. If you really believe it bothers me, how do you suppose I can tolerate a squishy poop spreading itself all over my bottom (and sometimes up my back), until you get around to changing my diaper? If I’m going to wallow in my own poop for that long, you should know that I couldn’t care less about a little dribble. So, the next time you reach for that millionth wad of unwelcome tissue or scratchy wash cloth, consider my priorities for a change.

Thanks,

Your baby :-)

Ever Onward, Through The Fog

It's really late at night and a heavy fog is blanketing my neighborhood. There's a ghostly line of trees at the back of the yard. The moon is there - a reminder that the fog is just a layer of mystery, not permanent. Every time I think about it, the fog quiets my thoughts. It's oddly oppressive and comforting at the same time. Like time. Ever onward - never knowing exactly what's coming.

Watching Them Eat

I don't need to see grown men eating in commercials. It's enough that I have to watch my three-year-old eat. I love her so much - but sometimes it seems like she just smears the food on her lips and teeth and cheeks. I say "Sweetheart, why do you have to eat like that?" And she smiles, revealing more food stuck in all the nooks and crannies of her mouth. Somehow I manage to keep my own food down - barely. But, watching grown men eating mouthfuls of food on a big-screen tv...now that's disgusting.

Selfish Me

I've heard people say that it's selfish to grow up and never have a child. While some people just want to enjoy their adulthood "unencumbered" by the immeasurable responsibility of raising children, others consider this to be selfish.
I have a daughter who is seven months old, and whom I just rocked to sleep for the 100th time. I also have a 3-year-old daughter, and it's likely that I'll have a third someday. I can say, without question, that having a child is the absolute most selfish thing a person could ever do.

Poetry Is In.

Poetry is such sweet genius,
When it's an unloading of life into words.
The warmth of my daughter's soft head nuzzling my shoulder
Is a source of my own personal creative reintroduction to the world.

Phone books are dead.

Why are they still making phone books? They are big and clunky and wasteful. Just looking at a phone book fills me with an annoying sense of stress. Looking up something in the phone book feels like punishment. Please don't make another phone book, and don't leave any old ones lying around where I can see them.

I love these girls.